What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
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Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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