operation have a gay friend backfired
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
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"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
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Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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