Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
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