You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
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no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
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I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
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