Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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