nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
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