did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
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You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
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I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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