Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Randomize
