Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
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Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
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No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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