after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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