i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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