we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Randomize
