Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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