you would pick up someone in the library
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
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