Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
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Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
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Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Randomize