hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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