So drunk, too bad you don't want this
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
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