if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
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can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
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All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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