it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
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