i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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