I got chris browned last night
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
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3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
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I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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