i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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