Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
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You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
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So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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