At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
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There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
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Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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