fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Everything about him screamed your future.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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