Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
Randomize
