Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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