No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
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he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
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I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
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