Who wears a wallet chain?!
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
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