so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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