well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Two words: nipple clamps
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