I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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