hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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