Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
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Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
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if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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