I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
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everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
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she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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