it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
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i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
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I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Randomize