Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
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I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
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Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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