I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
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First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
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In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.