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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time

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• (213): View more from California

  I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.

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• (714): View more from California

  Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life

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  It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?

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  19 Of The Creepiest (Most Inexplicable) Things People Experienced

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.

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• (716): View more from New York

  We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?

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• (716): View more from New York

  Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.

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• (571): View more from Virginia

  I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.

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