Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(615): View more from Tennessee

Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?

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(702): View more from Nevada

whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want

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(607): View more from New York

please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.

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(510): View more from California

I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me

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(905): View more from Ontario

I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.

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