Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
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Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
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Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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