eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!