So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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