i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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