dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
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Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
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Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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