she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
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