it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
Randomize
