Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
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Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
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I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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