What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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