you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
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I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
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On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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