You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
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im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
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Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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