There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
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i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
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Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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