Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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