I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
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