You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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