I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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