He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
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So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
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I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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