Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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