I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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