your parents love me but you hate me
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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